Whenever I get ready to go out..
Mirror: Damn bitch you look good as fuck, nobody can fuck with you tonight
Camera: Bitch you ain’t shit. Sit yo ugly gremlin looking ass down before you embarrass yourself
I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.